Walk without rhythm.

Speak quickly outlander, or go away.   My name is Mike. Michael if you want to get technical and Mikey if you want to get personal. Ultimately I don't mind what you call me as long as you love m...wait no that's not right...Regardless welcome to my tumblr. More hugs.

writing tip #878:

gr8writingtips:

don’t worry so much. if the multiverse theory is true, at least one other version of you did get some writing done today

(via cryingoversalsa)

— 12 hours ago with 3146 notes
drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor, via liamdryden)

— 19 hours ago with 230049 notes

alittledropofheaven:

vonmunsterr:

dormitorygirl:

purplespottedsunnies:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

Want to see more?

American photoset #12 

Hahaha
Haha
Ha


It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…

I have legitimately had moments in other countries where I forget that everything isn’t trying to kill me.

If you spend time thinking about how everything wants to kill you, you’re weak.

Guys please, just because the majority of fauna here is in some way deadly to humans doesn’t mean it’s not safe here. It’s very safe. Mostly. I mean. Well, there was one time this wandering spider ( i think) jumped off from my mums car and tried to attack us. Aaand, we did have giant spiders randomly come into our house from time to time. Also, a bug shaped like a flying scorpion occasionally flies into the window like an idiot.


Conclusion: Australia is awesome but check everything before you wear it (clothes), get into it (bed), or get out of it (shower).

— 19 hours ago with 15770 notes
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via dickflickmoment)

— 19 hours ago with 102436 notes

xombiedirge:

daily dose of stupid and obvious by Stjepan Sejic

(via thebilliebird)

— 1 day ago with 39112 notes

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

image

oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

image

Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: uncanny-xmen, via viria)

— 1 day ago with 302357 notes

bckybarnz:

electro-monk:

image

Well it’s not what I was looking for but you have my attention.

image

quite possibly the most beautiful paragraph i have ever read

(via some-things-stay-sweet-forever)

— 1 day ago with 75829 notes
iamsupersherlocked:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

That’s the best, deepest science lesson I’ve ever had

iamsupersherlocked:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

That’s the best, deepest science lesson I’ve ever had

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via justsomegirlxo)

— 1 day ago with 690743 notes

e-dirt:

good quotes from atla:

  • flameo hotman
  • no fire lord ozai, YOURE not wearing pants!

(via wantingmemories)

— 1 day ago with 16818 notes

lohannibal:

Songs That Make Everything Better

Harry Belefonte - Jump In The Line (Shake, Shake, Shake Senora)

(via gordon-the-hat)

— 1 day ago with 3533 notes
tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore, via meow-zedong)

— 1 day ago with 150688 notes

montagemode:

roachpatrol:

oliviawhen:

A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.

i’m gonna die still laughing at this

I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so

(via pun-kelman)

— 1 day ago with 314378 notes

gordon-the-hat:

saladofrob:

briimariec:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

omg this is sad

fuck…

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. If they had the materials and knowhow to build a house, then why not build a bridge?

— 1 day ago with 459428 notes