Walk without rhythm.

Speak quickly outlander, or go away.   My name is Mike. Michael if you want to get technical and Mikey if you want to get personal. Ultimately I don't mind what you call me as long as you love m...wait no that's not right...Regardless welcome to my tumblr. More hugs.

the-average-gatsby:

snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now

(via asketchybird)

— 20 hours ago with 108151 notes
xysciences:

Sulphur Hexaflouride is much denser than air. 

xysciences:

Sulphur Hexaflouride is much denser than air. 

(via gordon-the-hat)

— 1 day ago with 1171 notes

My favorite TV-shows → Misfits
"What if there’s loads of people like us all over town?" - "No, that kind of thing only happens in America. This will fade away. I’m telling you, by this time next week, it’ll be back to the same old boring shit."

(via asketchybird)

— 1 day ago with 1204 notes

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

(via gordon-the-hat)

— 1 day ago with 79602 notes
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via justsomegirlxo)

— 1 day ago with 157318 notes
fleursgrindelows:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

disneyprinceblaine:

#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME

HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOUR REMEMBER

I had some huge bitch fight with a friend of a friend about this on facebook once. She tried to tell me she was a bigger Harry Potter fan than me and therefore she was obviously right. NO. BRAZIL BOB IS A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND NOT VENOMOUS. ERGO, NOT NAGINI, WHO IS EXTREMELY VENOMOUS. ALSO VOLDEMORT AND NAGINI GOT FREAKY IN ALBANIA, WHILE BRAZIL BOB WAS DESTINED FOR BRAZIL. Furthermore, IT IS LIKELY THAT VOLDEMORT BEGAN POSSESSING NAGINI PRIOR TO BRAZIL BOB’S LIBERATION. I laid down some truth bombs on that bitch but she refused to be educated.
I have a lot of feelings about this.
#CLEARBOBSNAME

fleursgrindelows:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

disneyprinceblaine:

#SEE THIS SNAKE? #THIS SNAKE IS NOT A HORCRUX#THIS IS BRAZIL BOB #BOB JUST WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS AMIGOS AND RELATIVES AND EVEN THOUGH BOB WAS BORN IN THE ZOO HE STILL LONGS FOR BRAZIL #HARRY’S NEVER BEEN TO HOGWARTS BUT THAT’S MORE A HOME TO HIM THAN PRIVET DRIVE #BRAZIL IS BOB’S HOGWARTS #BOB IS NOT NAGINI #NOT A HORCRUX #CLEARBOBSNAME

HARRY AND BOB WERE BROS GUYS DON’T YOUR REMEMBER

I had some huge bitch fight with a friend of a friend about this on facebook once. She tried to tell me she was a bigger Harry Potter fan than me and therefore she was obviously right. NO. BRAZIL BOB IS A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND NOT VENOMOUS. ERGO, NOT NAGINI, WHO IS EXTREMELY VENOMOUS. ALSO VOLDEMORT AND NAGINI GOT FREAKY IN ALBANIA, WHILE BRAZIL BOB WAS DESTINED FOR BRAZIL. Furthermore, IT IS LIKELY THAT VOLDEMORT BEGAN POSSESSING NAGINI PRIOR TO BRAZIL BOB’S LIBERATION. I laid down some truth bombs on that bitch but she refused to be educated.

I have a lot of feelings about this.

#CLEARBOBSNAME

(Source: lovetheglamor)

— 1 day ago with 142272 notes
epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

epic-humor:

the longer you watch, the funnier it gets

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via gordon-the-hat)

— 1 day ago with 486613 notes
ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!
(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.
human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER
HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING
I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

ranetree:

blackyote:

Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel!

(In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her.  I put it on then got distracted.  lol)

She looks so perplexed.

human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER

HUMAN I DO NOT THINK MY FOOD SHOULD BE GLOWING

I AM NOT AMUSED WHERE IS MY NOT-GLOWING FOOD

(via liamdryden)

— 1 day ago with 31242 notes

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

(Source: asgardian-poledance, via fleursgrindelows)

— 1 day ago with 196562 notes
theramblingsofanemptymind asked: You are like a snorlax cross with an abra.


Answer:

Sleepy times!

— 1 day ago