Australian Tumblr Photoset #13
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It is nice to live in Australia, I swear…
I have legitimately had moments in other countries where I forget that everything isn’t trying to kill me.
If you spend time thinking about how everything wants to kill you, you’re weak.
Guys please, just because the majority of fauna here is in some way deadly to humans doesn’t mean it’s not safe here. It’s very safe. Mostly. I mean. Well, there was one time this wandering spider ( i think) jumped off from my mums car and tried to attack us. Aaand, we did have giant spiders randomly come into our house from time to time. Also, a bug shaped like a flying scorpion occasionally flies into the window like an idiot.
Conclusion: Australia is awesome but check everything before you wear it (clothes), get into it (bed), or get out of it (shower).